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{"type":"general","setup":"Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?","punchline":"The p is silent.","id":309}

{"type":"general","setup":"What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?","punchline":"Look, no hands!","id":169}

{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}

{"fact":"The name \"jaguar\" comes from a Native American word meaning \"he who kills with one leap\".","length":89}

{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}

{"fact":"A steady diet of dog food may cause blindness in your cat - it lacks taurine.","length":77}

{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}

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{"type":"knock-knock","setup":"Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n A broken pencil. \n A broken pencil who?","punchline":"Never mind. It's pointless.","id":11}

{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?","punchline":"Because she ran away from the ball.","id":373}

{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the private classes break up?","punchline":"Because they never saw each other.","id":407}

{"type":"programming","setup":"How do you comfort a designer?","punchline":"You give them some space... between the elements.","id":439}

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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?","punchline":"There was nothing left but de Brie.","id":86}

{"type":"general","setup":"What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?","punchline":"An ion! ","id":272}

{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (humans have only 6). A cat can independently rotate its ears 180 degrees.","length":122}

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